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| Liz was born in the rainforests of Brazil to an endangered frog and a giraffe that escaped from the zoo. She lived there for many years campaigning to have the national currency changed from purple and pink to some other less retarded colors. Her enemies captured her though and shipped her to the united states in an attempt to rid themselves of her. Unfortunately, they used FedEX overnight shipping and she arrived relatively unharmed, except she developed a crippling fear of post offices and would kill anyone who said the phrase "going postal" to her face. Soon she found a home in Rhode Island on the beach. She lived in a clam shell for a number of years until finally discovering the meaning of life. She tried to spread the word but she was said to be insane and was shipped off to a mental institute and she soon forgot the great answer. Later in life she moved to South Dakota and stole Mount Rushmore. She later got sick of looking at it in her living room and returned it. She lived out the rest of her life in Alaska as a bobsledding crab fisher. She died after writing the last line of her memoirs: "I remember the meaning of life! It is..... aauuuughhhh..." |
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